![]() ![]() Déjà Moo is the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.43. Why do cows read magazines? They love the cattle-logs.42. What did the bull say to his son when he was going off to school? “Bison!”41. What did the cow and bull do for their first date? Dinner and a moooovie.40. Animal News Network had to fire its bovine news anchormanģ8. What time is it when a cow sits on your hat?ģ6. What do you call a fight between two herds of cows?ģ5. What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?ģ3. What do you call cattle that tell jokes?ģ1. What do you call a cow in an earthquake?ģ0. What do you call it when one cow spies on another cow?Ģ7. What do you get when a cow jumps on a trampoline?Ģ3. What did the Auntie cow say to her niece? What did the cow say to all her friends?ġ6. ![]() What did the cow say to its therapist?ġ5. What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?ġ4. ![]() What does a farmer talk about when she’s milking a cow?ġ3. What do you get when you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?ġ2. What do you get when you cross a cow and a dog?ġ1. Why did the Secret Service surround the president with dozens of cows?ġ0. What do you get when you cross a cow and a rooster?Ĩ. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?ĥ. And if you’re looking for more animal jokes to add to your list, check out our joke pages on horses, llamas, chickens, and more.Ģ. If your animal-loving kid is constantly singing “Old McDonald” or “Baa-Baa Blacksheep,” then these cow jokes, puns, and riddles will make their day. RELATED: 45 Best Riddles For Kids That Won’t Be Too Hard To Solve You can help deepen their love for the mooing mammal by showing them just how funny these hilarious animals can be through jokes. So it’s no wonder your kiddo is into them. I mean, where would we be without them? Milkshakes and ice cream will cease to exist and the world would end as we know it! But seriously, apart from being a source of milk, cows also have the whackiest colors, look like they’re always chewing gum, and are usually harmless. How many ways can you sneak the “moo” sound into a word? A lot.Ĭows are actually really cool. They’re kid-friendly, make for the perfect dad jokes, and make the chicken or the egg question a hilarious philosophical debate. In fact, nature jokes and puns, in general, are especially funny because there’s a universality to them. Whether you’re 10 or 40 years old, there’s something eternally hilarious about a good animal joke or useless fact. ![]()
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